"Nope," I whisper as I exit out of a fic with no paragraph breaks.
i’m gonna be the chillest parent ever when it comes to my kid’s clothes
u wanna wear band tshirts and red lipstick? hell yeah. u wanna wear floral skirts and hockey jerseys? cool man, if that’s what u want. you wanna wear fedoras and rage comic shirts? well actually,
do you ever have second-hand obsessions
like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend
if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
my facebook newsfeed has literally just become a collection of vines and memes and this is why i don’t go on fb for longer than 2 minutes anymore tbh
!!!! thank youuuu nwn
Women are like mashed potatoes. They are the best.